Pete: Have you ever had a friend sleep over?
Ae: No, I live too far away for that. Why are you smiling about that?
Pete: I’m glad. I get to be the first one who sleeps here.
Ae: And the only one too.
Wei: Are you guys this sappy this early because this is the most screen time you’ll probably get together? I feel like this is a bad way to start.
Ae: I think I’m really lucky because I get to be with you.
—–
Tin takes the perfect selfie first try.
Wei: Damn.
Tin writes a little note on the selfie and sends it to Can.
Wei: Double damn.
Can receives the selfie and smiles.
Wei: DON’T FUCK THIS UP CANTALOUPE
—–
Can: WOW IS THIS A HOUSE FOR HUMANS OR JUST GIANT
Tin: Are you here to watch a movie or my house.
Wei: Tin, calm down. Let the boy be amazed at the size of your… doors. :giggles:
Phupha: Uncle Tin!
Can: Oi, it’s that guy’s son.
Phupha: My name is Nong Phu not “that guy’s son.”
Can: Your dad is a bad guy. Are you bad too?
Wei: Ok Tin, you really should have said something here.
Phupha: My dad is a good person! He’s the best!
Can: No, he’s the worst!
Wei: Okay, don’t just make a face Tin, SAY SOMETHING.
Can: His father does all sorts of things to you and you won’t let me confront him. So I ended up taking it out on his son.
Wei: THAT MAKES IT WORSE, CAN
Tin: PhuPha and his mom are not the ones that hurt me. If I want to take revenge, I wouldn’t take it out on them. They are more like my family than anyone else in this house.
Can: OKAY FINE I’M SORRY
Wei: And thus everyone learned how to not be jerks for a moment.
—–
Can: OOO SNACKS! Can I eat?
Tin: Sure.
Can reaches and Tin stops him.
Tin: But first you have to pay.
Can: What do you mean?
Tin strokes Can’s bottom lip with his thumb.
Can: KISSING AGAIN?
Can actually looks torn before he agrees.
Wei: I can’t believe you’re giving up kisses for food. Have some standards Can, it’s just popcorn and cookies. STORE BOUGHT COOKIES NO LESS.
Tin: Open your mouth.
Can: NUH UH
Tin: Open your mouth, Can.
Can: NOT ON YOUR-
TinCan kiss. The best kiss of the series. Look at those lips moving. Look at that hand clinging to Tin’s shoulder. Truly, a work of art.
Tin: Does it taste good?
Can: Good… One more time?
Wei: AWWWWW YEEEAAAHHHHH BOIIIIIIII
—–
Pete: What time will you leave Bangkok tomorrow?
Ae: Should be 7, but they’re always late, so it’ll probably be 8AM
Pete: Oh then I should let you sleep.
Ae: It’s not that late. What are you doing now?
Pete: Talking to you.
Ae: Don’t use Pond’s stupid jokes!
Wei: This is so soft and domestic.
—–
Ley: God P’Can, just one photo takes you forever… OH GOSH MY LUCKY DAY.
Tin: Are you going home today?
Pete: No, I’ll go to my apartment. It’s closer.
Tin: Oh your apartment? I’ve been thinking of getting one too.
Pete: One for yourself? Oh mine is not bad if you want to come check it out.
Tin: Same building as you? Not a bad idea.
Tin spots Ley.
Tin: Lemon.
Ley internally: SHIT SHIT SHIT
Ley: Sawaddee kha… You remembered me?!
Tin: I’m lucky to catch you here. I have a gift for your mother.
Ley: M-My mother?
—–
Can: HELP ME IN THE GAME YOU GUYS
Ley: P’CAN!
Can: What.
Ley: P’Tin and P’Pete! Are they boyfriends?!
Can: WHAT?!
Ley: Well I saw them together today! They look so cute talking to each other! I’ve even heard they’re moving to the same apartment! Even their faces were thiiiiis close, almost kissing!
Can slowly becomes visibly upset.
Ley: He even bought a gift for Ma! I was going to refuse but P’Pete said I should accept. Their eyes were sparkling! They looked like they could read each other’s minds!
Wei: Ley, your brother literally looks like he’s about to cry. Maybe you should stop.
Ley: I ended up accepting the bags, they’re so beautiful!
Can: YOU ACCEPTED THEM?!
Ley: Well… yeah. But I didn’t give Ma hers yet because I know she’ll tell me to return them to P’Tin. But P’Pete made me promise to talk Ma into accepting the bag or P’Tin will be disappointed. See how they work together?! They must be boyfriends!
Wei: Oh god. Please stop Ley.
Can: RETURN THEM. REMEMBER, NO ONE CAN BUY US
Ley: Oh yeah, what about your phone?
Can: I’m repaying him monthly!
Ley: So what? That’s still P’Tin’s money. I don’t care. I like the bag and I’m going to keep it and I’m going to talk Ma into accepting too! Now just worry about confirming if they’re boyfriends!
Wei: Ley, you have crossed several lines and I do not like this.
Can: Ai Tin, just what did you do with Ai Pete?!
—–
Tin: Hello?
Can: AI TIN! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH AI PETE?! YOU CAN’T DO THAT. AI PETE AND AI AE ARE DATING YOU KNOW. AND NOW MY SISTER SAYS YOU AND AI PETE ARE BOYFRIENDS?! WTF?! AND AFTER ALL THE TIMES WE’VE BEEN HANGING OUT? WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO FLIRT WITH HIM?! AND DON’T TELL ME… You two… kissed too?
Wei: Jeez Can, be more obvious.
Can: You can’t do that! We’ve already kissed! And you said you want to date me!
Wei: Ok I didn’t expect you to actually get more obvious, but alright.
Can: If I know you’re trying to take Ai Pete away from Ai Ae, I’ll hunt you down and beat you up!
Wei: You got even more obvious. JFC.
Can: OI SAY SOMETHING! IF YOU DON’T, I’M GOING TO GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
Tin: Are you jealous?
Can: JEALOUS MY ASS! I’M NOT JEALOUS OF YOU.
Wei: YOU ARE AND YOU’RE IN DENIAL.
Tin: You don’t want me to mess with the other Thai Program. And now you don’t want me to be around Pete while I’m still trying to date you. Isn’t this jealousy?
—–
Can: I’m jealous? OK FINE I’M JEALOUS BUT I DON’T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE!
Wei: Was this supposed to be the moment where Can shows us how afraid he is?
—–
Ae texts Pete.
Pond: AI AE WHO ARE YOU TEXTING?!
Ae: Stop being nosy.
Pond: Of course the real Pond has to be nosy! You’re missing Ai Pete so much already that you have to ditch all of us to chat with him? I told you to bring him along!
Wei: PREACH
Ae: Actually… you were right. I should have brought him. I miss him a lot.
Pond: WHAT?! YOU ACTUALLY MISS HIM AND ADMIT I WAS RIGHT?! YO AI SHORTY COME BACK HERE AND KEEP TELLING ME SHIT.
—–
Pete: Can… Why are you here?
Can: Oh I’m meeting P’Type and I told him to meet me here… but I also wanted to see you!
Pete: Huh?
Can: Can I ask you something? What’s the relationship between you and Ai Tin?
Pete: We’re just friends. Why are you even asking this question?!
Can: My sister claims you’re boyfriends.
Pete: Me? Tin’s boyfriend?
Pete internally: BITCH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST 13 EPISODES?
Pete: Nope nope nope. Just friends. I told her that so she’d keep the bags.
Can: Oh good… I feel better then. I thought Ai Tin was still trying to get between you and Ai Ae.
Wei: Riiiiiight… That’s totally what you were worried about.
Can: And I thought Ai Tin was playing with you and me… Messing around with you while trying to date me…
Pete: :shit eating grin on his face: So are you jealous of Tin? You’re here asking all these questions…
Can: YOU’RE MISUNDERSTANDING! OH SHIT LOOK AT MY PHONE IT IS TOTALLY VIBRATING. IT MUST BE P’TYPE. I GOTTA GO ANSWER THIS. ABOUT JERSEYS AND SHIT. OK BYE.
Pete internally: Bitch, just say you want to bone Tin.
Wei: PETE IS OUT HERE STANNING TINCAN AND WE OWE HIM SO MUCH.
—–
Type: Here, be more careful next time.
Wei: Oh… He… actually had a jersey to give Can. Huh. Wonders will never cease.
Type: My older brother gay senses are tingling. What’s wrong with you Can?
Can: Well… I can’t figure something out.
Type: Sounds like you’re falling in love.
Can: NO! :voice breaks as he says it: I’m not in love! Why are you talking about it! No way! I don’t need love! I don’t want a relationship! It’s too complicated!
Wei: Me thinks Can doth protest too much.
Can: You make it sound like you want me to go bother someone else. Don’t you care about this freshman of yours anymore? :pouty face:
Type: Bitch, have I ever said I love any of you freshman?
Wei: OH SNAP
Can: Damn P’… You’re
Type: What am I? Say it. Out loud.
Wei: :whispers: Vampire…
Can: So damn straightforward.
Type: If you want someone to say they love you, go ask your guy over there.
Can: HE’S NOT MY GUY!
Type: If you’re protesting this much just because I’m teasing you, then something is up. Why be so worried if he’s not? I know you’ve punched him. I’ve heard you yell about how much you hate him. But now all of a sudden you both hang out a lot. Anyway, it’s not my business. I should let you two confess on your own time.
Wei: HE KNOWS WHAT’S UP. Type is the stable gay older brother we all deserve. God bless.
—–
Tin: Why are you hiding from me?
Can: I’m not hiding! Why are you smiling!
Tin: I’m glad that you’re thinking.
Can: Thinking about what?
Tin: Me.
Wei: That was actually pretty smooth for Tin.
—–
Tin: Get in.
Can: No. Where are we going? I have to go home.
Tin: I just want to find a quiet place to talk with you. I thought you said you weren’t afraid of me?
Can: Let’s just talk here.
Tin: Okay. Be my boyfriend, Can.
Wei: Oh god.
Tin: Why are you looking at me like you’re so upset?
Can: What the hell are you talking about!?
Tin: You already know that I like you. I’d ask this question sooner or later anyway.
Can: OI TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
Tin: Okay. Date me, please Can.
Wei: SHIT I CAN SEE TIN’S HEART BREAKING SLOWLY ALREADY. NO NO NO.
Can: I said talk about something else, not change the question.
Tin: Why are you stalling?
Can: Ai Pete says I’m jealous. P’Type says I’m falling in love. I don’t understand any of it!
Tin: What do you mean?
Can: Not understanding is not understanding! I don’t know if I’m really jealous. I don’t know if I can give you all of my attention. More importantly, I don’t know if I love you. I don’t know what love is. Why do you even like me?
Tin: Because when I’m with you, I feel comfortable.
Can: But I feel comfortable when I’m with my friends too.
Tin: You help me breathe.
Can: I’m a human, not oxygen. I make carbon dioxide and that can kill you if you breathe too much.
Tin: I know that I like you.
Can: But I know I don’t like this… I don’t like this feeling…
Tin: What do you mean?
Can: I don’t like feeling jealous. And if I was your boyfriend, I’d have to deal with that all the time. I wouldn’t be able to eat or sleep. I’d always worry about where you are and who you’re with. Can’t we just be friends instead? Then we can see each other whenever we want. We can have lunch, watch movies, and just hang out. Isn’t that enough?
Tin: I don’t want to be friends.
Can: But I want to be friends.
Tin: I don’t want to be JUST friends.
Can: Ai Tin. Ai Tin.
Tin drives away.
Wei: KHUN NEW YOU DID US TINCAN SHIPPERS DIRTY.
—–
Tin’s dramatic crying in the shower scene.
Tin: WHY?! WHY ME?! WHY CAN’T I HAVE SOMETHING I REALLY WANT IN MY LIFE?!
Wei: Oh Tin, baby, I’m sorry.
Wei: I mean we get to see Mean be wet and sad, but Khun New, you did us dirty.
—–
Pete: Hello?
Ae: Turn on your camera.
Wei: Why does Ae’s voice sound so much deeper here? Did they get someone else to say it or fuck up the recording?
Suddenly Pete is next to Ae on the beach.
Wei: Now Ae is hallucinating. That’s great.
Ae: Whenever I see your face, I miss you so bad.
Wei: YOU COULD HAVE INVITED HIM ALONG!
Ae: Fortunately you’re not here.
Pete: Why’s that?
Ae: Otherwise I wouldn’t be able to stop myself from “hugging” you. A few minutes ago they sang love songs. It made me think of you.
Pete: Did you sing some songs too?
Ae: I suck at singing.
Wei: Anyway, here’s Wonderwall?
Pete: Can you sing me a song?
Ae: I told you I can’t sing. But don’t look so upset. If I have to, I’ll sing this song for you.
Ae sings. It’s not the worst singing, but it’s not the best either.
Pete: Ae… I love you.
Ae: You don’t have to tell me. I already know.
Insert love story flashback montage.
Wei: You couldn’t even end the series with Ae and Pete together at the beach? We get this montage instead? KHUN NEW WHY DID YOU DO EVERYONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR MAIN SHIPS DIRTY LIKE THIS?