GUARDIAN FAKE SUB:
Meet cute but not identity porn. (fic)
Tag: guardian
the thing about #guardian fandom
I love how every single one of us in the fandom will absolutely agree that there’s no redeeming the horrible plot and the drama indeed sucks real bad. Like you will never see one of us being offended if someone else decides to call out the bad plot, atrocious CGI or sub par acting (with the exception of main cast). In fact, I bet we will probably join the discussion about how bad it is.
This nonchalant chill attitude that we got over here, it just cannot be easily replicated or found in other fandoms. We are literally immuned to insults because most of us would be like, ‘yeah the drama is bad but ehh, what can you do about it?’. There’s no sudden outburst of injustice or anything cause there’s zero fucks given and we are all in agreement.
So yeah, I just love you guys for being amazing?
GIF request meme (most attractive): Zhu Hong of Guardian (for @fkyb)
GIF request meme (favourite minor character): Da Qing of Guardian (for @earthpodd)
Guardian x LTNS Preview?
I may or may not have to restart some parts of this from scratch. But here’s WeiLan in an LTNS!AU because I can’t deny @andwebegin or @earthpodd anything and so now I’m writing this AU because I just want to be loved damn it.
And I like a challenge, like the sucker that I am.
@lazygeisha @fkyb @sluttynewwiee if any of you guys are interested in seeing how this goes?
Black Cloak dabbed the blood off his face, a delicate motion compared to the slashes and cuts that riddled the bodies in front of him. Next to him, Ghost Face smiled.
“Why gege, that was your best work yet, wouldn’t you say?”
Black Cloak turned to look at Ghost Face. “Don’t tell me you’re getting complacent, didi.” Black Cloak wiped the blood off his sword next. “You planned this, didn’t you? These guys are small fry, haven’t even dared to step on your turf yet.”
“And what will you do if I say I did?”
Black Cloak threw the bloodied handkerchief at Ghost Face, who snatched it out of the air before it stained his suit. “I would say you should have gotten me a more challenging fight.”
Ghost Face grinned. “Well, maybe you’d like to hear what I’ve been hearing… “ Black Cloak raised an eyebrow. “There’s word you have competition, gege. Someone calling himself Kunlun.”
Black Cloak rolled his eyes. “As if he could ever out do me. All these new young upstarts think so.”
“But, have they managed to fight Lao Chu’s gang to a standstill?”
Black Cloak came to a stop as they walked out of the alleyway. “Lao Chu? To a standstill?”
“He walked away. Even after threatening Xiao Guo.”
Everyone knew Xiao Guo was Lao Chu’s current toy. If Kunlun managed to get that close and walk away… Black Cloak felt shivers up and down his spine. “So what’s up with Kunlun and Lao Chu now, didi?”
Ghost Face smiled. “Well… I hear Lao Chu is offering a handsome reward to anyone who brings him Kunlun’s head.”
—–
Kunlun turned out to be much trickier to track down than Black Cloak had thought. For a man accumulating a reputation, news about Kunlun was hard to come by. It gave Black Cloak an itch he yearned to scratch and it would only be done by a good fight.
And finally, after a week of searching, Black Cloak had done it. Kunlun, with his dark brown leather jacket, forest green scarf, beaten up combat boots, and bamboo staff, alone, on Ghost Face turf. It couldn’t have been more perfect.
Except it was a disaster.
Black Cloak snarled as he swung with his sword, but the distance Kunlun managed to keep with his staff could not be crossed.
“Is this the best the Black Cloak can do?” Kunlun asked. It was almost mocking if it weren’t so deadpan. “Maybe you weren’t worth my time after all.”
Black Cloak feinted high with his sword, but swung from below with his fist and landed his first real blow on Kunlun and pulled away his scarf. A handsome face with roguish facial hair and challenging eyes was revealed. Black Cloak wasn’t sure if the skip he felt in his heart beat was from the sight or the thrill of landing a blow.
Kunlun only rotated his neck. “Alright. Maybe you are worth it.”
The rest of the fight was a blur of adrenaline that left Black Cloak bruised and bloody, but Kunlun wasn’t much better off. Both managed to hobble off to fight another day, but Black Cloak considered it a loss. It was humiliating.
—–
The next fight against Kunlun was during a raid. Ghost Face, despite Black Cloak’s insistence, decided it was a good idea to rob the Snake Tribe. Kunlun had shown up as hired muscle. Tied up in his fight, Black Cloak had been unable to assist with anything else. They lost more than they gained that night.
The third time, Black Cloak had found Kunlun’s safe house. Before he made it far, he found a gun pressed to his head by a sleepy and angry Kunlun. Thus chased off, Black Cloak went back a the next day to confirm his suspicions. The safe house was empty.
Ghost Face found Black Cloak’s failures hilarious.
“God, gege, you should see your face! You can’t even beat this guy once!”
Black Cloak threw a dagger at Ghost Face who caught it and used it to pick at his teeth. “God, he’s so infuriating.”
“Maybe you need to rethink your strategy.”
“Maybe you need to die in a fire. When was the last time you fought anyone?”
A penny, a witch, and a dangerous deal – fkyb (Chrysomie) – 镇魂 | Guardian (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
fkyb:
“I don’t care about the price. I’m ready to die if it means he’ll be alive again.”
“Come back in three days,” she repeats. She writes the price, one of the highest she’s ever asked for, but she has no choice, and she knows Zhao Yunlan will be back in three days.
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So I wrote something sad and made myself cry, thought I’d share the pain. It’s from Zhu Hong’s pov, and Shen Wei is dead when the story begins, and the ending is ambiguous at best. Sorry y’all 😦
@somewhatavidreader thanks for the prompt! It grew on me, idek, I’m sorry.
The tears have dried somewhat, and the words are (mostly) back.
You encapsulated so many things I love in this piece.
I fell in love with this Zhu Hong in just your first few words. I love how complex and layered she is even in a relatively short piece. I feel like I know her. I know she’s broken, but she’s also strong, uncompromising when it comes to her magic, yet kind-hearted to those who are as broken as she is. And you make me want to know more about her. What broke her? Was she cast out? Did she chose to keep away from people? Was her magic too powerful for those around her? Or did they hate that she wouldn’t compromise on her magic?
I love how you wrote her adopted family, how she loves and protects them, how they ground her.
I love her relationship with magic. You made magic a living, breathing, character and she’s…. beautiful!
And if Zhu Hong is not heartbreaking enough, you of course had to bring in the most iconic pair of star-crossed lovers. I won’t even try to describe how the way you portrayed their story and their love affected me. I’ll just quote you: “His heart was yours, completely, so it was not his to surrender anymore.” Damn! You pull no punches, do you?
Thank you, sweetie, for breaking my heart!
A penny, a witch, and a dangerous deal – fkyb (Chrysomie) – 镇魂 | Guardian (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
So, just to thank @fkyb (no, I’m not sorry I asked), and before I crawl to bed and cry myself to sleep, here is a little something to listen to while reading her beautiful story.
A penny, a witch, and a dangerous deal – fkyb (Chrysomie) – 镇魂 | Guardian (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
fkyb:
“I don’t care about the price. I’m ready to die if it means he’ll be alive again.”
“Come back in three days,” she repeats. She writes the price, one of the highest she’s ever asked for, but she has no choice, and she knows Zhao Yunlan will be back in three days.
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So I wrote something sad and made myself cry, thought I’d share the pain. It’s from Zhu Hong’s pov, and Shen Wei is dead when the story begins, and the ending is ambiguous at best. Sorry y’all 😦
@somewhatavidreader thanks for the prompt! It grew on me, idek, I’m sorry.
A penny, a witch, and a dangerous deal – fkyb (Chrysomie) – 镇魂 | Guardian (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
GIF request meme (favourite main character): Shen Wei of Guardian (for @takehisheartaway)
Coucou! 9) and Guardian with the SID team but Zhu Hong is the main and the others are he sidekicks? Pretty please and thank you?
fkyb:
9) a penny, a witch, a dangerous deal
Tags : character death (past), magic au
They call her a witch.
Zhu Hong doesn’t mind; if they knew what she can do, what she has done, they would call her worse things. She knows magic, she knows its price and most importantly, she knows what she owes and what she is due. She never shied away from this, and that’s the catch, isn’t it?
People come to her with their impossible wishes and their impossible dreams, and blame her when the price is too high. It is only as high as your demand, she says every single time. Magic is fair, magic is balance, she explains every single time. Be careful what you wish for, she warns every single time.
It’s not as bad now as it was when she began practicing out of her hut in the woods. Back then, she was alone with Da Qing: two kindred spirits, lucky enough to have found each other among the humans surrounding them. As the years passed, her reputation grew along with the rooms she added to her little hut and with the number of people she let in. She saved them, one by one, and now they’re hers. Magic has a price, and Zhu Hong knows what she owes and what she is due.
“Someone for you,” Ge Lan calls from the herbs garden at the front of the house. There’s no need to specify who ‘you’ is; visitors only ever come for her. Zhu Hong says nothing, and Ge Lan knows to let the visitor wait by the fence.
She settles in the shadows of the doorway, hidden from a passing glance but not from prying eyes. It is the second test; the first one is to come to her. The man by the fence is tall, dark-haired and grubby looking. She takes him in and closes her eyes. She sees the face of a beautiful man, dearly beloved, his eyes full of laughter, and she sees a grave on a sunny day, with a fist pounding the freshly dug earth.
Dark eyes find hers quickly, and she steps back inside her house.
“Come in,” she calls.
Zhu Hong makes enough noise in the kitchen to guide her visitor by the sound alone. She rattles her pots and pans and mugs, and throws dried tea leaves into her ever-boiling pot of water.
“Good morning,” she says when the visitor stills in the doorway.
“Hey,” the man answers. His voice sounds rough, like it hasn’t been used in a while, maybe except for screaming at the sky at the unfairness of it all. She hears breathless laughter and soft ‘I love you’s, she hears his sharp inhale every morning when he wakes up and remembers. Oh, she thinks, I won’t be able to walk away from this one.
“Please, take a seat,” she says, motioning to the wooden chairs and table by the wall. “My name’s Zhu Hong,” she adds when he sits.
“I know,” he says. “That’s why I’m here,” he smiles tiredly, and she thinks he must have been very handsome, before the grief.
He extends his hand to her. “I’m Zhao Yunlan.” She grasps his palm, curious to know more about him and what brings him to her. With a touch, she feels the impossible pain in his heart and bones and soul and she reels back, as if she were burned.
“Ah,” he says with a bashful smile. “It’s true, then, what they say about you. I’m sorry, I should have warned you.”
“How long has it been?” Zhu Hong asks.
“It will be a year next week.”
“And you still feel this much pain?”
“Ah, it used to be worse,” he shrugs. “I can talk without screaming my throat raw now.”
Zhu Hong brings him a steaming mug of tea in silence. She’s witnessed great suffering almost like this one before, but the sufferers always let themselves die. It is too much to bear, and the price she asks is too high to pay.
“Tell me what you want,” she says once both of their mugs are empty. She already knows, it can’t be anything else, but she has to ask.
“My husband is dead. I want him back,” Zhao Yunlan states simply.
“Magic is about balance,” she says. “It can only give as much as you can pay,” she explains. “I’ll write you the price. Come back in three days if you find it fair.”
“I don’t care about the price. I’m ready to die if it means he’ll be alive again.”
“Come back in three days,” she repeats. She writes him the price, one of the highest she’s ever asked for, but she has no choice, and she knows Zhao Yunlan will be back in three days.
“You owe me a penny for the tea.” She knows what she is due, always.
“You’ll have it in three days.”
You made me cry, you talented witch!!! 😭😭 I knew I made a dangerous deal when I sent you that ask. I love how you made Shen Wei so tangible just through Yunlan’s grief. And I love this Zhu Hong. I’d definitely read the hell out of anything you feel like writing about her. I’m gonna shut up know and read this for the 20th time… and cry some more!!!
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