Tin: Have you seen him?
Pete: Are you asking if I’ve seen Can recently?
Tin: Yeah…
Pete: I saw him before, but now it’s exam week for the Thai Programs.
Tin: Fine, never mind.
Pete internally: TIME TO BE THE BEST WINGBRO EVER
Pete: Can asked me for your number.
Wei: PETE YOU GEM. YOU DOLL. You didn’t honor the pinky promise! BUT YOU DID IT.
Tin: Can I have his number?
Pete: Well… I did promise him not to give it to you…
Wei: OH NOW YOU HONOR YOUR PROMISES?!
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Pete: Why ask me? You could just make a phone call and get this info yourself.
Tin: If Can finds out I did that he’d be mad. And I don’t want him to be mad at me.
Wei: MY BOY IS SO SOFT INSIDE
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Good: Is.. he… your… friend? Then… you… take… him… out… to… lunch…
Wei: Good is the best vice-president of the TinCan fan club that we could ask for. God bless.
Can: I’m not going with you! Even if I haven’t eaten lunch yet!
Tin: Or would you rather the whole school find out your real nickname is “Cantaloupe.”
Wei: TIN THAT’S PLAYING DIRTY.
—–
Tin: That’s cute.
Can: Me? Cute?
Tin: Even though you’re stupid, you’re the cutest stupid.
Wei: TIN YOU DISASTER. I mean this is an improvement. BUT TIN YOU DISASTER
—–
And TinCan proceeded to have the cutest lunch date ever.
And it was awesome.
And Can is more thoughtful than we ever thought. Our sweet Cantaloupe.
—–
Tin: Can, can I have your phone number?
Can: No.
Tin: Let me have your phone number.
Can: Are you threatening me?
Tin: No, I’m begging you.
Can: SHIT
Wei: SHIT
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Tin: Cantaloupe is so soft. Cantaloupe is so sweet. Cantaloupe is so yummy.
Can: Shut up and stop staring at me.
Tin: I start to like Cantaloupe now.
Wei: That was actually smooth.
—–
Tin: Here, I bought presents for your mom and sister.
Can: Stop hitting me with how rich you are! We don’t need your charity or expensive things. Even if you gave me a million dollars (baht), you cannot buy me!
Tin: Can, this is a misunderstanding. I don’t want to insult you. I want to date you.
Can: What?
Tin: This is the only way I know how to keep relationships. I was hoping that if I did this, you would be happy because you love your mom and sister. But I didn’t know it would hurt you like this. I’m truly sorry. I want you to change your opinion of me, to believe me and like me.
Wei: Was… Was that personal development and growth?
—–
Can: A GUY just said he likes you
Can: Yes, he did say that.
Can: And it was AI TIN.
Can: Yes, Ai Tin said that.
Can: Ai Tin said he wants to date me.
Can: Yes, Ai Tin wants to take you on a date.
Can: Ai Tin likes me.
Can: Yes, Ai Tin likes you.
Wei: Did can just have a Gollum moment?
—–
Pete: Has Tin come around the stadium lately?
Ae: No, there’s been no practice so I haven’t looked.
Pete: Have you seen Can there?
Ae: No, he has his own exams.
Pete: Have you seen them together lately?
Ae: NO.
Pete: Because I think they’ve been acting weird lately. Like a few days ago Tin asked me for Can’s number. And then before that Can asked for Tin’s number. What do you think is going on?
Ae: You want to know what I think? :drags Pete off: Whenever you’re with me, stop thinking about other guys. :continues dragging Pete:
Pete: Where are we going?
Ae: To punish you.
—–
And then AePete had the most rocking sex scene ever between them.
—–
Ley: Where are my pictures of P’Tin?!
Can: I’ve been through a lot already, okay.
Ley: I’m giving you another week or I’m going to ask him myself!
Can: DO NOT.
—–
Ley: #TinPete will be the top trending topic!
Wei: I hate to break this to you…
—–
Can: Pete, can you tell Tin I want to see him?
Pete: Why don’t you call him yourself if you miss him?
Can: THAT’S NOT IT. I just need to see him. I don’t “miss” him!
Pete: Isn’t that the same thing?
Can: I don’t even want to see him that much but he asked me out first! Oh fuck.
Pete: OK! Tin says he’ll meet you at 11AM in Siam Square! If you want to change it, you’ll have to call him yourself! BYE!!!
Wei: Pete you sneaky bitch. I’m so proud.
—–
Pete: How long is your beach trip?
Ae: Not so long. Will you be lonely?
Pete: I shouldn’t because you’ll only be gone a few days.
Ae: If you’re lonely, you should just say so.
Pete: So can I call you while you’re on the trip?
Ae: I never said you couldn’t
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Can: Why are you all dressed up?
Tin: Aren’t I dressed appropriately for a date?
Can: NO DATE. Just talking.
Tin: Ok, talk. BTW, this is a date. So let’s have lunch and talk.
Can: OMFG YOU DID NOT.
—–
Tin: So, should I buy that phone for you?
Can: STOP TRYING TO BUY ME.
Tin: Hmm… And your birthday is six months away you said? So how about as a three month anniversary present? Three months since we met.
Can: SHIT. I mean, I have to shit, bye.
—–
Can: Don’t develop feelings for him, Ai Can. Don’t…
Wei: NO EMBRACE IT CAN. EMBRACE THE FEELINGS GROWING INSIDE YOU.
—–
Can: Why did those guys call you a drug-addict?
Tin: I’m not drunk enough for this. Let’s go get a drink and I’ll tell you.
—–
Tin: Once upon a time, there was a big house. And a boy who thought he had no one. His father was always at work. And his mother was a socialite. He only had his older brother to take care of him. When he was 8, the boy was sent to study abroad in the UK, but he wasn’t ready so he only had his older brother to tell him why. He said it was a chance to see the world. His older brother was the one to take him to and from school. His brother was everything until he left him too. So the boy made friends, irresponsible friends. And one day, when the boy was 15, his friend snuck him out of the dorms, and took him to a party with drugs. Interestingly, they had always had this party, once a week. But this was the first time the boy had ever gone. And it was the first time the police ever came. They arrested everyone. The next day, there was a story in the Thai newspaper saying a Thai celebrity was arrested in a drug party. Even though results were negative, he still had to drop all his classes and return to Thailand. His father was disappointed and his mother called him the “bad” son because he destroyed the family’s reputation. The people kept gossiping about that son, the “drug-addicted” celebrity. But then the truth came out. The boy’s older brother was so drunk, he confessed. He convinced his parents to send the boy away. He hired friends to take him to the party. He called the police. He sent the story to the newspaper. He then told his younger brother, “You should be dead.”
Tin: Why are you looking at me like that.
Can: HOLD MY SMOOTHIE I’M ABOUT TO FUCK YOUR BITCH ASS OLDER BROTHER UP.
Wei: YAAAASSSS
—–
Tin: If you don’t want the phone, I’m just going to throw it away.
Can: Fine, I’ll take it.
Tin: By the way, I had to get it with the contract. It was cheaper that way. Now you’ll owe me less.
Can: Sweet, I’ll throw my old SIM card away.
Tin: Which means you have a new number. And I already programmed it into my phone.
Can: YOU WHAT
Wei: Shit man, that was one fucking hell of an extra way to get your boy’s number. Points for originality though.
—–
Can: What more do you want from me? We’ve already kissed twice! You want another?
Tin: Yes, a third would be nice.
Wei: FUCK YOU EDITORS FOR CUTTING OUT THAT SECOND KISS.
TinCan kiss.
Wei: Thank you editors for this kiss though.
Can: Why are you using your tongue? If you’re going to kiss, just kiss!
Tin: A kiss is not a kiss if it doesn’t have tongue.
Wei: Damn son. You going in.
—–
Can: Shit, I can’t give this picture to Ley. Tin looks like he wants to eat me alive.
Wei: Can, I guarantee you that is EXACTLY the picture Ley wants.