Burglar, when i surprise him by slithering upstairs in my pj’s at 11am on a tuesday: i thought the place was empty…
Me: i have a hectic work schedule
Burglar: understandable, but now i have to kill u (sees my shirt that says “what’s your sign?” and is legally obligated to answer) im a virgo
Me: oh really? This doesnt seem like a virgo heavy career, whats your rising?
Burglar, a little embarrassed: uh idk
Me: thats ok! If u know your time/place of birth, we can look up your birthchart!! Youre about to learn sooo much about yourself
Burglar, pulling up the chair beside me:
Tag: random
Me: *gets an extreme urge to be creative/productive* I should stop browsing tumblr and do this thing before I lose motivation
Also me: *keeps browsing*
What happens when you reach 100+ tabs on Chrome mobile. It just stops counting and just–
😀
BIG BIG MOOD
TO let those fanfic tabs BE, or NOT (#LetEm) to Be

THX Just Shared the Original Sheet Music for its ‘Deep Note’ for the First Time
Look at this lad. Image: THX, Ltd.The Deep Note, the distinctive synthesized crescendo that is THX’s audio trademark, is one of the most iconic sounds in all of film. For the effects firm’s 35th anniversary, they’ve now shared the sheet music behind the sound.
thanks i hate it
how dare you i love it
I can hear this image and I’m crapping myself as is standard
Can you imagine a choir singing this and how chilling that would sound
The whoosh is in D Major!
It got better: in a capella (please make this guy famous, his talent is unmatched)
I have a bath bomb from lush but no tub so I guess I’ll just have to eat it

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely
im the dj screaming w laughter
I think about this at least once a day.
working in customer service be like
my body, tearfully: when sleep???
me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity
my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????
me: okay, finally now is sleep
my body: no. wrong.
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