Tin: Can punched me twice, called me an asshole and a snob, said I’m ugly and said he never wants to see me again. What should I do?
Pete: just avoid hi-
Tin: I’m GonNA kIsS HiM!
Pete: what-
Tin: tWICE!
Pete: wait-
Tin: WiTH TOnGUE!
Pete: Tin-
Tin: AND BuY Him A NEW PHonE

It’s (Birthday) Tradition

weilongfu:

Pairing: TinCan
Based off my head canon about how Tin and Can celebrate their birthdays. Could sort of fit into Love is a disaster series, but I’m not sure I want it there yet.

Also I wrote this because in approx. 3.5 hrs, it will be my birthday so I wanted Tin and Can to celebrate their birthdays with me.

Summary:
Everyone has their favorite ways of spending or celebrating their birthday. Tin and Can have special ways they celebrate for themselves and each other. 

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florbexter:

LBC TinCan Ficlet

I am on a roll and Can is an adorable idiot 😀 so please enjoy another little ficlet


Tin had told him ridiculous stuff in the past. The reasons behind his actions for example. Can knew that he himself had weird thought processes sometimes, but Tin took all of that to a whole new level.

The weirdest information Tin ever had given Can was “I am with your Mum. Shopping.”

Can checked twice if the text he had received was from the right number, but yes, Tin had told him, that he was shopping… with Can’s mum.

“What the hell?”

He stomped downstairs but no one was home and wouldn’t he notice if Tin had picked up his mother? He looked at Gucci, but the dog just wagged his tail one time and yawned.

“I still haven’t forgiven you,” Can told the dog. Just last week Gucci the betrayer had put his head on Tin’s lap and had had the audacity to sigh in bliss.

He wrote his sister.

>Where is mum?”

>Shopping with P’Tin. I AM SO JEALOUS!

This was official the weirdest day of Can’s life. At the same moment his phone peeped. Tin had sent him a picture. 

It was a selfie. 

It was a selfie of Tin and Can’s Mum. Smiling at the camera…

Can smiled involuntary. He put his hand over his mouth after realizing he was smiling because of this stupid idiot and looked around. Only Gucci was looking at him. Can frowned. He didn’t trust their dog anymore, so he slowly walked backwards until he was at the staircase.

“Don’t tell anyone,” he said to Gucci and ran upstairs into his bedroom to yell in his pillows.

weilongfu:

andwebegin:

LBC’S INCORRECT QUOTES: So is he still single or

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“So…” Tin trailed off. “Is he… single?”

“Yes, he is,” Pete said. “Ae even confirmed it for me via text just now.”

“So you’re sure, right?”

Pete rolled his eyes. “Should you be asking me this, Ai Tin? You said you don’t want to know anything about Can anymore.”

Tin nodded. “I know what I said.” 

“Good.”

“Good.”

Pete only counted to ten before Tin opened his mouth again.

“So is he still single or…”

A headache formed between Pete’s eyes. “I cannot believe-”

“Look, it’s a valid question. I just want to make sure you’ve got your facts straight, Pete.”

“How can my facts be straight when I’m not, Ai Tin?”

“Did you just-”

“GO TALK TO HIM!” Pete shook Tin by the shoulders as his yelling continued. “YOU ARE THE WORST. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER. IF YOU TWO KEEP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH I’M GOING TO LOCK YOU TWO TOGETHER IN A ROOM.”